Halloween Costume Contest: Yikes! Ugly!

Yikes! Ugly! Halloween Costume Contest entries should be posted as a reply to this post.

Rules recap:

  1. “Costume” may include transmog and actually wearing/wielding white or gray items.
  2. Entries must be posted as replies to the Category threads linked below.
  3. You may enter once in each category.
  4. If you do multiple entries, each entry must be with a different costume.
  5. Hide your interface (default is Alt-Z) when you take your picture.
  6. No image editing allowed beyond simple cropping or resizing.